i’ve been ready to jingle my bells since december 26th, 2012
My ideal date would be me wearing a thick furry coat and black agent provocateur lingerie and snorting coke in an 18th century room alone.
He was on omegle, supposedly “looking for his soulmate.”
Him: You should get on omegle too!
Me: Okay I will, I’ll try to find my soulmate.
Me: LETS FIND EACH OTHER ON OMEGLE